Monday, October 22, 2007

My Work Here is Done

Chuck Norris Endorses Mike Huckabee for President

This means that there will be one of the following outcomes or a combination of one with number 3.

  1. America experiences another Great Awakening and bans abortion.
  2. God judges America and ends abortion one way or another.
  3. Chuck just roundhouse kicks everything into eternity starting now.

As far as the elections go I think it’s safe to say that this one is pretty much over. No need for caucuses, primaries or cumbersome elections. Thanks Mr. Norris.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey Matt,
I wish you were with me in D.C. I was trying to see if anyone from JHOP wanted to come watch 9 of the Presidential candidates in a major conference speak. You would have loved it. My favs there were Mike Huckabee, Ron Paul & Fred Thompson (but not as a candidate). ~Renee

Bill said...

MIKE HUCKABEE will be the next president of the United States.
KNOW IT!

Chris Grimm said...

"Dr. No" says he is an unshakable foe of abortion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Paul#Political_positions), and apparently is right alongside of Huckabee in polls? Or at least, they both are ahead of Alan Keyes (who I think I like better than both the others). Will see what Chuck Norris has to say about it after today...

Chris Grimm said...

On second thought, a vote of no to Hillary today and a yes to Huckabee or Ron Paul later might not be a bad idea (i.e. voting Barack or somebody else in primary doesn't have to mean a yes to Barack in the general...)

Anonymous said...

Matt, Hi from Nebraska. I'm wondering if Brownback's endorsement of McCain surprised you? Or for that matter, if Pat Robertson's endorsement of Guiliani had you scratching your head too? Kevin & Michelle