As I Was Saying...

Angry Friends & Family Provoke Belated Photos

OK OK. Here they are.

My Work Here is Done

Chuck Norris Endorses Mike Huckabee for President

This means that there will be one of the following outcomes or a combination of one with number 3.

1. America experiences another Great Awakening and bans abortion.
2. God judges America and ends abortion one way or another.
3. Chuck just roundhouse kicks everything into eternity starting now.

As far as the elections go I think it’s safe to say that this one is pretty much over. No need for caucuses, primaries or cumbersome elections. Thanks Mr. Norris.

From the lips of... Sean Hannity?

Hannity interviewed James Dobson Monday night and discussed the recent stand to create a potential third minority candidate. Sounds ubsurd given the probable outcome, but I was especially blessed to hear Dobson simply declare that he was a man of principle. (video)

Where does that leave us? In a precarious position at the very least. Concluding the segment was the following dialogue:

DOBSON: Sean, this is a matter for prayer. I'm sure you agree with that.
HANNITY: I pray every day, and I absolutely agree. Prayer and fasting, that's all the help I need.

What did he just say? Did he just say "prayer and fasting?" Truer words were never spoken.

Revival on College Campuses

OK, maybe not revival, but definitely enlightenment.